{"product_id":"valentines-sucks-dicks-3-oz-bag","title":"Valentine's Sucks Dicks 3 oz. Bag","description":"\u003cp\u003eFor those who find Valentine's Day more eye-roll than heart-eyes, \u003cstrong\u003eValentine's Sucks Dicks Candy\u003c\/strong\u003e by Little Genie Productions delivers the perfect blend of cheeky irreverence and sweet satisfaction. Each three-ounce bag contains approximately 100 pieces of delicious candy, offering plenty to share with fellow cynics or keep all to yourself. Whether you're nursing a bruised heart, celebrating singlehood, or simply prefer your February fourteenth with a side of sass, these playful treats let you indulge without taking romance too seriously. The tongue-in-cheek humour makes them ideal for anti-Valentine's parties, gag gifts, or a lighthearted way to acknowledge that not everyone is swept up in hearts-and-flowers sentimentality. Edible and endlessly entertaining, this candy proves that Valentine's Day can still be fun—even if you'd rather skip the sentiment and go straight for the sweets.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Little Genie Productions","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52114213503285,"sku":"TLN91810","price":6.05,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0688\/7469\/9061\/files\/275214039.webp?v=1767134512","url":"https:\/\/truluvnovelties.com\/products\/valentines-sucks-dicks-3-oz-bag","provider":"TruLuv Novelties","version":"1.0","type":"link"}