Cheeky Pornament Ready Teddy

Meet Ready Teddy, the playful ornament who transforms from cuddly companion to cheeky character after hours. Part of Cheeky's Pornament collection, this hand-blown glass piece celebrates the delightfully unexpected side of seasonal décor. Each ornament is individually crafted by a skilled glassblower, then hand-painted and subjected to a rigorous ten-point quality control process to ensure every detail shines. Standing between five and seven inches tall and weighing under one pound, Ready Teddy arrives safely nestled in a two-piece protective shell. Perfect for adults who appreciate humour, artistry, and a touch of the unexpected, this ornament brings personality and conversation to any celebration. Whether you're gifting to a kinky friend or adding a wink to your own holiday display, Ready Teddy proves that festive fun doesn't have to be predictable.

Body-safe, medical-grade silicone. Rinse with warm water and a toy-safe cleaner before and after use. Store separately in the pouch provided.

Ships in plain, unbranded packaging with discreet billing — always. Orders placed before 3pm ET ship the same business day.