Happy Fucking Birthday Confetti

Turn an ordinary birthday bash into a hilariously high-class affair with Happy Fucking Birthday Confetti. This cheeky celebration essential brings playful irreverence to any adult party, featuring three ounces of metallic confetti shaped like one-and-a-half-inch raised middle fingers. Perfect for friends with a bold sense of humour, this playful decor adds instant laughter and attitude to tables, gift bags, or party invitations.

Part of a beautifully patterned line of adult-themed partywares, this confetti is ideal for milestone birthdays, bachelorette parties, or any occasion that calls for unapologetic fun. Scatter it across tabletops, slip it into cards, or use it as a surprise confetti-bomb moment. Whether you're celebrating a best friend, a partner, or a colleague who appreciates wit and irreverence, this metallic confetti delivers unforgettable laughs and Instagram-worthy moments. Because some birthdays deserve more than a polite greeting.

Body-safe, medical-grade silicone. Rinse with warm water and a toy-safe cleaner before and after use. Store separately in the pouch provided.

Ships in plain, unbranded packaging with discreet billing — always. Orders placed before 3pm ET ship the same business day.