Jar of Fucks I Have to Give – 2lb Tart Candy

Ready to make a cheeky statement? This two-pound jar from Little Genie delivers exactly what the label promises: a hilarious, fruit-flavored way to express your current level of caring. Each playful candy is shaped to spark laughter and maybe a few raised eyebrows—perfect for breaking the ice at parties, gag gifts, or keeping on hand when uninvited guests overstay their welcome.

Whether you fill a candy dish at the office for unforgettable reactions or stash a jar in your pantry for those moments when words just won't do, this novelty treat brings irreverent fun to any occasion. Tart, fruity, and unapologetically bold, it's a conversation starter that doubles as a sweet (if sassy) snack. Ideal for friends with a mischievous sense of humor, pranksters, and anyone who appreciates a laugh served with a side of audacity.

Body-safe, medical-grade silicone. Rinse with warm water and a toy-safe cleaner before and after use. Store separately in the pouch provided.

Ships in plain, unbranded packaging with discreet billing — always. Orders placed before 3pm ET ship the same business day.