
Jar of Fucks I Have to Give – 2lb Tart Candy
$29.55MSRP $38.03Save 22% · $8.48
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Description
Attention, pranksters and mischief-makers! Are you tired of telling people to eat a Jar of… well, you know? Now you can literally make them eat a Jar of Fucks I have to give! That’s right, folks – 2 whole pounds of fruit-flavored phalluses, ready to assault your taste buds!
• Keep a jar in your pantry for when unexpected jerks drop by
• Fill a candy dish and watch your coworkers’ reactions
• Keep a jar in your pantry for when unexpected jerks drop by
• Fill a candy dish and watch your coworkers’ reactions
Materials & care
Body-safe, medical-grade silicone. Rinse with warm water and a toy-safe cleaner before and after use. Store separately in the pouch provided.
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Ships in plain, unbranded packaging with discreet billing — always. Orders placed before 3pm ET ship the same business day.
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Jar of Fucks I Have to Give – 2lb Tart Candy
$29.55 $38.03










