Mommy Drinks Because You Cry Coloring Book

When you need a well-deserved break from the chaos of parenting, reach for the Mommy Drinks Because You Cry coloring book by Hannah Caner. This irreverent paperback offers 64 pages of beautifully designed illustrations paired with hilariously honest captions like "I child-proofed my house, but they still get in" and "Home is where the vodka is." It's self-care with a side of sass—perfect for unwinding with a glass of wine and your favorite coloring pencils.

Each delightfully impolite design is printed on sturdy, tear-out pages, making them ideal for framing, gifting, or passive-aggressive décor. Whether you're a frazzled parent craving a laugh or shopping for someone who appreciates a sarcastic sense of humor, this coloring book delivers a calming creative outlet that embraces your inner snark. Skip the sunshine and daisies—this is coloring for grown-ups who speak fluent sarcasm.

Body-safe, medical-grade silicone. Rinse with warm water and a toy-safe cleaner before and after use. Store separately in the pouch provided.

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