Offensive Crayons: Porn Pack

Bring playful, tongue-in-cheek fun to any adult gathering with the Offensive Crayons: Porn Pack from Wood Rocket LLC. This cheeky set delivers twenty-four hilariously themed crayon colours that celebrate grown-up humour with names like Oral Orange, Bondage Rope Brown, Slutty Stepmom Scarlet, and I Think I'm Going To… Cream. Perfect for bachelorette parties, game nights, or pairing with your favourite adult colouring books, these crayons turn creative time into laughter-filled moments. Whether you're shopping for a gift that breaks the ice or looking to add irreverent flair to your own evening, this pack brings colour and comedy together in one unforgettable box. Tastefully naughty and designed for adults who appreciate bold wit, it's a standout addition to any celebration or self-care stash.

Body-safe, medical-grade silicone. Rinse with warm water and a toy-safe cleaner before and after use. Store separately in the pouch provided.

Ships in plain, unbranded packaging with discreet billing — always. Orders placed before 3pm ET ship the same business day.