Pdx Fuck Me Silly

The Pdx Fuck Me Silly Mega Masturbator from Pipedream delivers a larger-than-life solo experience with dual-entry design and lifelike detail. Weighing over 20 pounds, this generously sized piece is crafted from soft, body-safe Fanta Flesh material that warms to the touch and provides cushioned, enveloping sensation during use.

Featuring both anal and vaginal openings, this combo masturbator offers versatile play options to suit your mood. The realistic textures and contours invite exploration, while the substantial weight adds satisfying stability. An air-release hole on the back helps maintain optimal suction and comfort—note that this opening is not for drainage, and the unit should never be fully submerged in water to protect the internal foam core.

Perfect for those seeking a premium, full-figured stroker with authentic feel and dual functionality. Store in a cool, dry place and use with water-based lubricant for best results.

Body-safe, medical-grade silicone. Rinse with warm water and a toy-safe cleaner before and after use. Store separately in the pouch provided.

Ships in plain, unbranded packaging with discreet billing — always. Orders placed before 3pm ET ship the same business day.