Penis Pokey

Meet Penis Pokey by Christopher Behrens — an 18-page hardcover board book that turns anatomy into absurdly good fun. Each illustrated scene has one very important thing missing, and it's up to you to complete the picture. This cheeky role-playing game dares you not to laugh as you navigate the (w)hole book, making it a hilarious icebreaker and unforgettable gag gift.

Perfect for bachelor parties, vasectomy celebrations, white elephant exchanges, Secret Santa surprises, or Yankee swaps, Penis Pokey brings playful irreverence to any grown-up gathering. Whether you're shopping for friends with a taste for the bold or adding a conversation-starter to your own coffee table, this one-of-a-kind book celebrates body positivity with wit and whimsy. Are you up to the challenge?

Body-safe, medical-grade silicone. Rinse with warm water and a toy-safe cleaner before and after use. Store separately in the pouch provided.

Ships in plain, unbranded packaging with discreet billing — always. Orders placed before 3pm ET ship the same business day.