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Stoned Santa Says

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Description

Stoned Santa Says from Kheper Games is a cheeky party game designed for three to twenty or more players ready to embrace their mischievous side this holiday season. This naughty card game brings laughter and playful chaos as Stoned Santa challenges you to perform for his approval while Ms. Claus keeps you in check for your festive transgressions. Along the way, Vixen and Rudolph help you celebrate the year's escapades, while Mistletoe, Coal, and Evil Elf cards add twists—from stealing kisses to losing a turn or guiding the group like a sleigh. The deck includes fifty-three cards and full rules, making it easy to dive straight into the fun. Perfect for adult game nights, holiday gatherings, or as a tongue-in-cheek gift for friends who appreciate a blend of cannabis culture and seasonal humour. Santa already knows you've been naughty, so you might as well enjoy it with this irreverent, laughter-filled experience.

Materials & care

Body-safe, medical-grade silicone. Rinse with warm water and a toy-safe cleaner before and after use. Store separately in the pouch provided.

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