Lubes & Sexual Wellness · Edible Products

Suck A Bag Of Sour Dicks! 3 oz. Bag

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Description

Turn gag-gifting into an art form with this three-ounce bag of fruit-flavored dick-shaped candies from Little Genie Productions. Perfect for bachelorettes, white elephants, or playfully calling out that one friend who truly deserves it, this cheeky treat delivers approximately one hundred pieces of sour, fruit-flavored fun. Each candy packs a tangy punch, making them ideal for sharing laughs at parties or gifting to someone who could use a hilariously pointed reminder. Whether you're celebrating a breakup, roasting a coworker, or simply embracing your mischievous side, this novelty edible is bound to spark conversation and plenty of eye rolls. Serve them at gatherings, tuck a handful into a gift basket, or keep the bag on hand for moments that call for humor with attitude. Lighthearted, boldly shaped, and unapologetically fun, this candy is the ultimate icebreaker for adults who appreciate edible humor that doesn't take itself too seriously.

Materials & care

Body-safe, medical-grade silicone. Rinse with warm water and a toy-safe cleaner before and after use. Store separately in the pouch provided.

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