Attention, candy lovers and pranksters alike! Are you tired of telling people to suck it without the proper tools? Well, pucker up buttercup, because Suck a Bag of Sour Candy is here to save the day!
This 25-pack of tart, penis-shaped candies is the perfect way to tell someone to eat a bag of… well, you know. Each pack contains five little sugar schlongs, giving you plenty of ammunition for your next verbal showdown.
But wait, there’s more! These phallic treats aren’t just for insults. They’re perfect for:
Spicing up your bachelorette party (because nothing says “last night of freedom” like a mouthful of candy dicks)
Filling your piñata with a surprise’ll make your guests say, “Oh my!”
Passive-aggressively hinting to your coworker that they’re a total tool
So whether you’re dealing with a cheating ex, a self-absorbed friend, or that dense coworker who can’t take a hint, Suck a Bag of Sour Candy has got you covered.
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