Valentine's Sucks Dicks 3 oz. Bag

For those who find Valentine's Day more eye-roll than heart-eyes, Valentine's Sucks Dicks Candy by Little Genie Productions delivers the perfect blend of cheeky irreverence and sweet satisfaction. Each three-ounce bag contains approximately 100 pieces of delicious candy, offering plenty to share with fellow cynics or keep all to yourself. Whether you're nursing a bruised heart, celebrating singlehood, or simply prefer your February fourteenth with a side of sass, these playful treats let you indulge without taking romance too seriously. The tongue-in-cheek humour makes them ideal for anti-Valentine's parties, gag gifts, or a lighthearted way to acknowledge that not everyone is swept up in hearts-and-flowers sentimentality. Edible and endlessly entertaining, this candy proves that Valentine's Day can still be fun—even if you'd rather skip the sentiment and go straight for the sweets.

Body-safe, medical-grade silicone. Rinse with warm water and a toy-safe cleaner before and after use. Store separately in the pouch provided.

Ships in plain, unbranded packaging with discreet billing — always. Orders placed before 3pm ET ship the same business day.