Weenie Linguine Penis Pasta

Turn up the heat at your next bachelor or bachelorette bash with Weenie Linguine Penis Pasta from Hott Products. This playful gag gift features cheeky noodle shapes that bring laughter and fun to any party spread. Made from enriched wheat flour with added niacin, ferrous sulfate, thiamin mononitrate, riboflavin, and folic acid, this pasta delivers a complete meal alongside the giggles. The colourful blend includes yellow and blue lake dyes for vibrant presentation. Whether you're hosting a wild night out or searching for the perfect tongue-in-cheek gift, Weenie Linguine adds a memorable, lighthearted touch to the celebration. Serve it up according to Chef Weenie Pasta's directions for the ultimate crowd-pleaser. Safe, edible, and guaranteed to spark conversation, this novelty pasta proves that good taste and great humour can share the same plate. Perfect for bridal showers, stag parties, or anyone who loves a cheeky culinary adventure.

Body-safe, medical-grade silicone. Rinse with warm water and a toy-safe cleaner before and after use. Store separately in the pouch provided.

Ships in plain, unbranded packaging with discreet billing — always. Orders placed before 3pm ET ship the same business day.