Cheeky Pornament Christmas Dickle

Add a playful twist to your holiday décor with the Cheeky Pornament Christmas Dickle from Cheeky LLC. This cheeky glass ornament doubles as a pickle with a whimsical, phallic silhouette—subtle enough to spark a second glance, bold enough to bring laughs at your adult gathering. Each piece is hand-blown by skilled glassblowers and individually painted, then passes through a rigorous ten-point quality control process to ensure heirloom-worthy craftsmanship. Standing between five and seven inches tall and weighing under one pound, it's the perfect size for hanging on your tree or gifting to friends with a sense of humour. Packaged in a protective two-piece shell, it arrives ready to surprise and delight. Whether you're hosting a grown-up holiday party or simply celebrating the season with a wink, this festive conversation starter brings warmth, laughter, and a dash of naughty cheer to any celebration.

Body-safe, medical-grade silicone. Rinse with warm water and a toy-safe cleaner before and after use. Store separately in the pouch provided.

Ships in plain, unbranded packaging with discreet billing — always. Orders placed before 3pm ET ship the same business day.